My life, not always perfect, but always entertaining.Tumblr (3.0; @tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom)http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/<p>&#8220;Be careful,&#8221; says the guy who at one point couldn&#8217;t care less about his girlfriend walking across a college campus at 2 in the morning alone. You&#8217;re joking, right? Maybe my &#8220;secret dates&#8221; were to escape you. Ever think of that? No. Because you didn&#8217;t care. So shut up and stay out of my life, okay? </p> <p>It doesn&#8217;t bother me, because I&#8217;m over it, you, everything. I, personally, don&#8217;t care what you say. You are entitled to your own opinion. </p> <p>But leave the people I actually care about out of this, okay? I won&#8217;t let you burn my bridges for me because of a personal vengeance.</p>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47439969486http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47439969486Mon, 08 Apr 2013 02:10:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9c6vlglis1rqiz6lo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47400729290http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47400729290Sun, 07 Apr 2013 17:37:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8hrbECe81r9ouy2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47400423531http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47400423531Sun, 07 Apr 2013 17:33:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdohv5CBRm1ryy772o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47400320151http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47400320151Sun, 07 Apr 2013 17:32:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b26052a2f04f5e78b33f0f46cbf0c97e/tumblr_mkpvx1utZ41rxq3zgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47400266210http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47400266210Sun, 07 Apr 2013 17:31:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/119ed8f7ace6cbea9f81304d5bd8432b/tumblr_mjmebrBPTY1rzbtvwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47400242733http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47400242733Sun, 07 Apr 2013 17:31:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblr2b6tVy1qkh06wo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47350544945http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47350544945Sun, 07 Apr 2013 04:01:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4dx8kglRV1qi98gto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lanaisqueen.tumblr.com/post/46474058579/cheriegabriella-you-see-us-as-you-want-to-see">lanaisqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cheriegabriella.tumblr.com/post/31248071412/you-see-us-as-you-want-to-see-us-in-the-simplest">cheriegabriella</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><em><span>“You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, </span><span>and an athlete, </span><span>and a basket case, </span><span>a princess, </span><span>and a criminal. </span></em><span><em>Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours,</em> <em>the Breakfast Club</em>.”</span></small></p> </blockquote> <p>BEST<br/>EVER<br/>IN<br/>LOVE<br/>CRYING<br/>IDEC<br/>GOODBYE WORLD</p> <p><em>Saturday, March 24, 1984</em></p> </blockquote>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47350485355http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47350485355Sun, 07 Apr 2013 04:00:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f38c04ff310de2955a11c9fe2b1a32bd/tumblr_mkqtma5Gpp1ql6fypo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/post/47350201137" class="tumblr_blog">10knotes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote> <p>Me all the time.</p>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47350354645http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47350354645Sun, 07 Apr 2013 03:56:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e0beee3b240bc96ff8c84fe1642e0ee/tumblr_mhyfr25FQw1qhkkyto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chanelnolr.tumblr.com/post/46939492852/i-want-one">chanelnolr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I WANT ONE</p> </blockquote>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47280648185http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47280648185Sat, 06 Apr 2013 11:35:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4y2q3BROw1qcs0z3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47280637344http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47280637344Sat, 06 Apr 2013 11:35:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fd493965318adcb8155e5da3d61ff9b/tumblr_mjwsveVgxA1rzwv55o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47280634614http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47280634614Sat, 06 Apr 2013 11:35:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6vh4geYHT1qgwcjzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/post/47278211073" class="tumblr_blog">10knotes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47280587159http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47280587159Sat, 06 Apr 2013 11:34:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3001a8872eff95532084422a9e3bbb5e/tumblr_mgjwae4y4r1r3bsx0o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47280474933http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47280474933Sat, 06 Apr 2013 11:33:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab767bdcb7db766537dea456dd8d9f78/tumblr_mksox4JUTD1rn22aqo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db894ab83bb4b766bce27afd8e376706/tumblr_mksox4JUTD1rn22aqo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a6df39f2c25483d66a9faf306515e7f/tumblr_mksox4JUTD1rn22aqo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/66d1f67c32d3ce32d7dacdda35173bfa/tumblr_mksox4JUTD1rn22aqo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d12da3150753934d9499766eeb94acf/tumblr_mksox4JUTD1rn22aqo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3229c954eeca6f78c897cc23e0a70059/tumblr_mksox4JUTD1rn22aqo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47279933190http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47279933190Sat, 06 Apr 2013 11:25:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7v241G5XQ1r12oofo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47256963835http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47256963835Sat, 06 Apr 2013 01:58:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m653r6pcQZ1qfpcnio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47005723359http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47005723359Wed, 03 Apr 2013 02:11:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61bfxJKZY1r04kxjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47005673429http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47005673429Wed, 03 Apr 2013 02:10:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3164b9e09911100af61a0cf70a15aff3/tumblr_mkhl4n5eKA1rfgy8fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47005647866http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47005647866Wed, 03 Apr 2013 02:09:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/89e84a109f637d8b338e8bcd2b41919a/tumblr_mi1aikAsk31qilbl8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47005528005http://tightlikespandexhotlikeyourmom.tumblr.com/post/47005528005Wed, 03 Apr 2013 02:07:14 -0400